In Assault, you’re not just in a tank. You’re in a SUPER FUTURISTIC TANK on an ALIEN PLANET! Grab a joystick and fire nukes to keep your hull intact and your head safely on your neck. This planet is anything but friendly and wants you dead … Time to show ’em not to mess with an Earthling (or his nukes)!
Work hard. Play harder! Blitz ’99 marked one of the first (good) 3D football games. You know the drill: pick your team, hit the field, and win the Superbowl! Forget real-world rules, too. This game is all about stats and getting that pigskin where it’s gotta go, without all the red tape.
Mario’s lady troubles didn’t start with the NES—oh no, he was dealing with random dudes stealing his women as early as 1981, when Donkey Kong decided to make off with Pauline. What’s worse is that the gorilla can’t even chill when he’s been caught, and you gotta vault over all sorts of crap he throws in your way! It’s a good thing he eventually abandoned his kidnapping ways. Too bad Bowser still hasn’t gotten the memo.