In Assault, you’re not just in a tank. You’re in a SUPER FUTURISTIC TANK on an ALIEN PLANET! Grab a joystick and fire nukes to keep your hull intact and your head safely on your neck. This planet is anything but friendly and wants you dead … Time to show ’em not to mess with an Earthling (or his nukes)!
Though its graphics may seem dated now, this classic game inspired by Space Invaders & Asteroids was pretty revolutionary in its time, and was the top-selling game of all time by Williams Electronics. It was also one of the first games to feature a mini-map to track your progress through a stage!
Mario’s lady troubles didn’t start with the NES—oh no, he was dealing with random dudes stealing his women as early as 1981, when Donkey Kong decided to make off with Pauline. What’s worse is that the gorilla can’t even chill when he’s been caught, and you gotta vault over all sorts of crap he throws in your way! It’s a good thing he eventually abandoned his kidnapping ways. Too bad Bowser still hasn’t gotten the memo.