Mario’s lady troubles didn’t start with the NES—oh no, he was dealing with random dudes stealing his women as early as 1981, when Donkey Kong decided to make off with Pauline. What’s worse is that the gorilla can’t even chill when he’s been caught, and you gotta vault over all sorts of crap he throws in your way! It’s a good thing he eventually abandoned his kidnapping ways. Too bad Bowser still hasn’t gotten the memo.
Right after the movie came out in the early 90’s, literally everyone and their brother hopped on the Jurassic Park bandwagon with easy merchandising and obvious cash-grabs. Not this pinball cabinet, though—it features some seriously impressive mechanics and attention to detail. You’ll have a blast from the past with this one (the very distant past!).